💩 Original Shart Survival Kit – When Disaster Strikes, Be Ready
💩 Original Shart Survival Kit – When Disaster Strikes, Be Ready
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We’ve all been there — that one bad decision, that one risky burrito, or that one sneeze too far.
When it happens, don’t panic. Just reach for your Shart Survival Kit — your pocket-sized lifeline when dignity takes a backseat.
Compact, discreet, and hilariously practical, this kit turns your worst moment into your best story.
🌟 Key Features
💡 Compact & Discreet
A portable panic button that fits in your glovebox, backpack, or desk drawer. Small enough to save your pride in silence.
🧻 Practical Meets Hilarious
Sure, it’s a gag gift — but it’s also genuinely useful. Perfect for those “oops” moments when laughter is your only coping mechanism.
🎁 The Gift Everyone Will Remember
Ideal for White Elephant exchanges, coworker parties, bachelor/bachelorette nights, or anyone with a questionable diet.
🪶 Comfortable & Hygienic
Includes soft, disposable underwear and alcohol-free wipes for sensitive situations. (Let’s just say, we’ve got you covered.)
🚫 Not Flushable. Not Optional.
Because some things in life are better handled responsibly… and never spoken of again.
💬 Customer Reviews
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“Funniest Gift Ever!”
Gave this to my coworker during Secret Santa and everyone cried laughing. The tin is surprisingly high quality!
— Lisa M., Denver, CO
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“Saved My Dignity on a Road Trip”
Was meant as a joke but ended up saving me on a 6-hour drive. Never leaving home without it again.
— Jake P., Atlanta, GA
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“The Perfect Gag Gift”
Absolutely hilarious. The disposable underwear was the cherry on top.
— Tina R., Austin, TX
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“Too Real, Too Funny”
Bought three for a White Elephant exchange. Everyone fought over them.
— Brian W., Portland, OR
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“Practical Humor!”
Who knew something this funny could actually be so well-made? Great quality, great laughs.
— Amanda C., Chicago, IL
😅 What’s Inside the Kit
Each travel-sized tin (5.25" x 4") includes every essential to restore your confidence (and cleanliness):
🧻 Tissues – For the immediate aftermath
🧼 Alcohol-Free Wet Wipes (10 pack) – Gentle, effective cleanup
🩲 Disposable White Underwear – Because sometimes, escape is the best option
🚨 Emergency Instruction Card – Step-by-step guidance for the unthinkable
🏅 Survivor’s Badge – Wear it proudly (or secretly)
💼 Keepsake Tin – Small enough to carry anywhere… just in case
Not flushable. Not forgettable. Definitely functional.
🔧 How to Use (When the Unthinkable Happens)
Step 1: Stay Calm.
You’ve trained for this. (Kind of.)Step 2: Open the Tin.
Inside lies your salvation — wipes, tissues, and your new best friend: disposable underwear.Step 3: Follow Emergency Instructions.
Use wipes first, then tissues, then the fresh pair. Badge optional.Step 4: Dispose Responsibly.
Not flushable. Handle with dignity.Step 5: Move On.
You’ve survived. You’re stronger now.
🎉 Perfect For
White Elephant or Secret Santa parties
Bachelor or bachelorette gifts
Coworkers with questionable lunches
Friends who think “it won’t happen to them”
Anyone with a good sense of humor and a weak stomach
❓ FAQ
Q: Is it just a joke or actually useful?
A: Both! It’s designed to be hilarious and functional. Every item inside serves a real purpose.
Q: What size is the tin?
A: 5.25" x 4" — small enough to fit in a purse, glovebox, or backpack.
Q: Can I flush the contents?
A: Nope. Just like this whole situation, that would make things worse.
Q: Who would appreciate this gift?
A: Anyone who loves gag gifts, road trips, or risky tacos.
Q: Are the wipes safe for sensitive skin?
A: Yes — alcohol-free and gentle for emergencies of any magnitude.
🛡️ After-Sales Guarantee
We stand behind the laughs and the quality:
✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee – Return for a full refund if you’re not completely satisfied.
💡 In Short
Disaster can strike at any time — but panic doesn’t have to.
The Original Shart Survival Kit is your hilarious, practical backup plan for life’s messiest moments.
Not flushable. Not forgettable. Absolutely essential.
